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We have surf the entanglement to encounter the 100 best Chicken jokes and memes , and created our own crybaby jokes – all for you to enjoy on this pageboy . Why chicken jokes ? Because they break us up!Let ’s get part .
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What do you call a chicken that ’s afraid of the dark?A chicken .
- near joke : the farmer and the chicken + + + A farmer goes up the stairs to his bedchamber view as a bigchickenin his arms . His married woman is already in bed . When enter the room , he says “ calculate , this is the pig I am sleeping with . ”The wife , surprised , responds “ Honey , this is not a copper , this is a chicken . ”The husband corrects her : “ Darling , I am not talking to you , I am verbalise to the chicken,”+++
- The girl with the 2 chicken put-on + + + A young lady friend asks her dada : “ Why did the chicken hybridize the road?” . The pa does n’t know so she responds:“To get to the house of a dummy pop . ”The dad is pose because he does not witness the jest very rum , so the girl shares another joke:“Knock - knock” . Dad : “ Who ’s there?” . Girl : The chicken!+++
Where do chicken have the most feathers ? On the outside
Why was the egg afraid ? It was a piddling volaille .
- Good chicken jape : Johnny returns from heavenas a chicken+++Johnny plump to catch some Z’s next to his married woman , Becky , and quickly come down sleep . Suddenly , he wakes up and realise he is in heaven , where Saint Peter look him . Johnny tell “ but I ’m not ready to die and go to heaven ! I need to go back to earth” . Saint Peter respond “ Well , it is not well-situated . you’re able to return to earth , but only as a Gallus gallus . ”Johnny respond “ ok fine , I will go back as a volaille . ”And poooof , Johnny is now back as a crybaby on a nice farm . But his bottom really , really hurts , as if it was going to explode . Another chicken comes by and explains that , not to concern , this is just because he has to lie an bollock . He recommends “ You have to push , push as firmly as you may ” . So Johnny energy , pushes as heavily as he can . After a few hour of crusade , still nothing . The other chicken encourages Johnny to continue . After some time , surely enough , a fully grown egg comes out of his bottom!Relieved , Johnny the crybaby finger a lot better , when he dead hear his wife Becky scream:“Johnny , WAKE UP , you just pooped in our bed!!!”.+++
Before the internet , chicken used the ‘ hencyclopedia ’ to do their homework
How does chicken get their letter ? In hen velopes
How do we get chicken to see our website “ TheMostlySimpleLife.com ” ? We used cluckbait .
How does a chicken without feather finger ? Plucking terrible
What movie does chicken love the most ? ET The Egg straterrestrial
Why did the chicken go to bed with the bollock ? She wanted to know who come first .
What movie does chicken fear most ? Poultrygeist
Why is the hen happy when it cooks ? Because of the loose range .
What made the rooster express joy ? The comedihen
What was the volaille DJ playing ? Henhouse euphony
Why was the poulet anxious ? It felt cooped up .
Why did the bird be scared of fly ? It was a volaille
What do you get when you mix chicken and elephant DNA ? A Peckyderm
Which US state is the most xanthous ? Yolklahoma
Why should n’t you put an egg in the microwave ? It eggsplodes
Which US state does Gallus gallus fear the most ? Kentucky
Which final outcome does chicken venerate ? The Apeckalypse
Why did the cock resemble its dad so much ? Like feather - alike son
Why do people annul being near the chicken coop ? They do n’t wish the domestic fowl olfactory sensation
What was the silent biddy called ? Unclucky
How did the chicken lose her eggs ? She mislaid them
What do chicken mob do at get - togethers ? They have a peck nick
What did the self - pore chicken say about herself ? I ’m peck able
What did the chicken say when make pass through ? Eggscuse me
What are hen ’ pet movies ? Chick flicks
Why did the other ballock did n’t wish the funny testis ? He was a virtual yolker
What did the agnostical chicken do ? doubt its eggsistence
What was the crybaby ’s dandy concern ? The eggonomics
Why was this poulet not like the others ? He was a little eggcentric
What bechance to the crybaby that was n’t tire out the seatbelt ? It got eggspelled out of the car .
The chicken coop has two doors , and the Gallus gallus sedan has 4 .
What is chicken ’s favorite sweet ? The coopcake
Why did the chicken model on the basketball game motor inn ? She need to lay it on the personal credit line
How come a chicken can stick out high than a house ? Because houses ca n’t jump
How do chickens get out off the superhighway ? They take the eggsit
What do you get when you scotch a chicken with a cow ? Roost Beef
What do you call a chicken who is a lucky charm ? The clucking of the Irish
Who was the most feared Gallus gallus in Eastern Europe ? Attila the Hen
The sodbuster was plant dead in the chicken coop . Police suspect bird play
Why did the poulet span the road ? To show the possum how it ’s done !
How does a poulet with no legs move ? In a deep-fried chicken bucket
At what clip do chickens go to sleep ? At one-half past hen .
What do you give to a sneezing crybaby ? A hen kerchief
What landmark do crybaby sojourn in Salisbury , UK ? Stone Hen ge
Do you like the chicken dance ? Of naturally it ’s fowl in motion
What song did chicken Elvis sing ? sway around the cluck .
What day scar chickens ? The Fry - day
What movie scares chicken the most ? The Eggsorcist
What classic novel do chicken love ? nifty Eggspectations by Charles Chickens .
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How do you know they are having money worry in the volaille coop ? They were trying to make hens meet
Why did the chicken cross the road ? She did n’t tell . But the route was very disappointed .
A chicken and an egg were waiting for a store to open . When the employee arrive , he asked : Who was here first ?
How does chicken loosen crackpot bolts ? Turning them counter clucking wise
Why does chicken excel at pleximetry ? They have drumsticks
If raw poulet gives you salmonella ; does raw salmon give you chickenella
Where did the volaille pilot sit ? On the cockpit .
Why does a chicken put their eggs ? Because they ’d break if they cast them .
Why did the Gallus gallus not show up on the radar ? It had a clucking twist
Why was the cock drunk ? He had one too many cock tail .
Why was the chicken arrested for ? Peckpocketing
Why are chickens not welcomed at church ? Because they are poultry - mouthed
Why could n’t the chicken grad ? He failed the final eggxam
How do chickens get in their houses ? Using the Hen - enchantment
Why did n’t the hen like her cock date ? He was too cocky
Why did n’t the chicken get the job he applied for ? He lacked eggsperience
What does the domestic fowl - mouth chicken say ? Mother Clucker
Who is Gallus gallus ’s preferent action - motion-picture show Italian sandwich ? Hancock
Why did the chicken leave its country ? It was in ball sile
Why was the crybaby so special ? It was eggsclusive
What do Gallus gallus do after school day ? Eggstracurricular activity .
What do you call hot flash in ripe hens ? Henopause
Where does the chicken go on fresh years eve ? New Yolk City
Why are chickens , great cooks ? They make everything from gelt
Why did the volaille baffle the playground ? It wanted to go to the other slide
What do you call people who take charge of chickens ? Chicken tender
How does a pessimist rooster let the cat out of the bag ? Cock a doodle do n’t .
What Stanley Kubrick{s picture chickens like the most ? A clucking work orange tree
What sweet does chicken prefer ? hen-peck an Proto-Indo European
How do screwball chickens tell time ? Using a cuckoo cluck
Why is it better to buy Gallus gallus in majority ? Because they are cheeper by the dozen
What did the spiritual hen do when she was slap ? She plow the other chick
Which dance does chicken revere ? The Fox lope
What do volaille do in their gyms ? Eggsercise
Why do wimp buy DVDs ? To get the eggstended variant
How can you tell the chicken go away to shoal ? It was eggducated
Why did the volaille cross the ocean ? To get to the other tide .
Why did the chicken cross the cyberspace ? To get to the other internet site
What did the cock say to the soundly - looking biddy ? You ’re so hensome
What did a fowl - mouth chicken say to another chicken ? Cluck off
What do chickens use when they want to meet new chickens ? Peck up business
What did pig put on the chicken when they arrested him ? Hen cuffs
What show do young chickens like ? Dora The Eggsplorer
