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At time of writing , Putin made the super inauspicious decision to test to intrude on Ukraine . Unfortunately , it appears that he succeeded in brainwash his the great unwashed into thinking this was a effective conclusion ( source : Washington Post : 58 % of Russians support the war ) . However , the position on the ground show that Ukraine is resisting beyond Putin ’s expectations , to the satisfaction of ( almost ) the entire world .
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The Best Putin Jokes and Memes about the Russian War in Ukraine
Vladimir Putin scheduled a physic reading . “How long will I live ? ” he asked . “I see distinctly you will last for years but you will die , uhhh , well , you will die on a Ukrainian vacation . ”“Which one ? ” he asked , eager to know the exact escort . “Any day you die will be a Ukrainian vacation . ”
Putin listen that many Russian soldiers are getting sick in Ukraine , so he sends a health inspector to join the Russian ground forces to improve its sanitary condition . The inspector involve a general:“How do you machinate drink water?”“First , we filter it . Then we boil it . ”“And after that?”“Well … just to be cautious , we just drink vodka . ”
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spill the beans about vodka , there has been a slender rebranding of the Absolut Vodka bottle :
Most multitude around the world make fun of Putin ’s USA and its unfitness to defeat Ukraine ’s troops :
The Russian army ’s subordination of weapons and camouflage vehicle is indeed not the good , as exhibit on the two examples below :
How many Russian soldiers does it take to take Kyiv?You do n’t know?It ’s ok . Even Putin has n’t figured it out yet .
What ’s Putin ’s with child accomplishment ? He has succeeded in turning the Russian army ( ego - extol second sound regular army in the public ) into … the second best army in Ukraine .
The @ukraine chirrup score partake in this drawing ( Source ) . We added our own text :
Well … for one thing , the Ruble is in trouble . What ’s the difference of opinion between a one dollar bill and a ruble now?About one dollar … 🙂
Russians are trying to withdraw their money from the bank
As a result of the war in Ukraine and the international response , the Russian rouble is losing value tight , and Russians as starting to resent Putin ’s actions . Here is a good Putin gag about this :
A military personnel is hold back in communication channel for several hour at his local depository financial institution to seek to call back his money . He loses patience , and , furiously , ends up scream “ This was a stupid state of war . I ’m going to go and belt down Putin because he ’s done all of this . ”
He perish to the Kremlin , fuming .
A few bit later , he is back in line at the banking concern .
“ Hey you came back ” pronounce another somebody waiting in blood “ what happened ? ”
“ The line at the Kremlin is even longer than this one … ”
The Joke about Stalin Visiting Putin:
While Putin is work in his business office contrive the Ukraine war , the ghost of Stalin short come along . Putin take the chance to search advice : “ Stalin , what befall ? why are things not ferment out for us?”Stalin gives him advice : “ air 5 million Russians to their death at war , and paint the Kremlin amobarbital sodium . ”“Why low-spirited ? ” asks Vladimir Putin . “ … I have it off you would n’t have a problem with the first part , ” chortle the old Stalin .
Joe Biden Calls Putin:
Biden calls Putin to discuss the latest berth . He share with Putin : “ I had an interesting dream – I saw Moscow , full of light , delight , dance and laughter , with people drive sumptuosity cars – just like it was before all these warfare warrant . There were Ne lights and billboard all over the city ! ”
At this gunpoint , Putin asks : “ And what did these billboards say ? ”
Biden responds : “ How the inferno would I cognise … I do n’t speak Ukrainian . ”
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Riots in the street
hoi polloi are rioting in the street in Russia , and a man shouts,“The President is an idiot!”A police officer runs up to him and says , “ It ’s illegal to insult President Putin . ”“I was n’t speak about him , ” protest the rioter . “Yes , you were . We all know who the imbecile is ” the officer say .
Putin Suffered a Heart Attack During the Ukraine War:
He went into a coma for several geezerhood :
Unfortunately , the UN could have shown more funding to the people of Ukraine :
“ 65 % of people in the United States are not able to settle Ukraine on a map . They are really onward of their fourth dimension . ”
Putin, Zelensky and Biden are all in a hot air balloon
Unfortunately , the balloon is come out to miss altitude fast and all 3 realize that they need to lose weightiness . Putin throw out a bottle of vodka : “ We have too much vodka in Russia anyway . ”
Biden throws out an AK-47 and say “ We have too many artillery in the United States anyway . ”
Zelensky project out Putin and says “ We have too much of that in Ukraine anyway . ” But the balloon crashes anyway due to the massive free weight of Zelensky ’s balls .
( Alternative put-on : Ukraine has drop off its biggest combat ship . Zelensky visited them and go down the ship because of the weight of his monolithic Lucille Ball . ” )
Putin’s Political Jokes
Putin wish to send his political opponents , dissidents , and in the main the great unwashed that bother him , to the goulag , or to their graves :
Putin also seems to be an emotion - less dictator . Who has the best smile on the picture below ?
A Chief Executive with emotion … well . Almost .
Or check out this meme with a firedog that looks like Putin :
“ you may knock Putin as much as you want … But very few people are actually able to run two countries at once ”
When Russia announced it had bring in a new vaccinum … which no one was really uncoerced to take .
take in more Putin memes with our page featuringTop 20 Most - Upvoted Putin Memes .
2 Embarrassing & Funny Videos that Putin Does Not Want You to See
Yes , both videos show events that did bump :
During an exhibition hockey game game in Sochi , Putin get off on a mat and fell over as he try on to make out a tour of duty of the annulus to wave at the crowd . That ’s not dictator material ! The game featured “ legends ” such as Slava Fetisov , a ice hockey ace . take in the television :
We almost feel bad for Vladimir Putin after watch this agile 30 - second video – Watch Vlad “ drop dead Inside ” so many times :
World Leaders Do Not Always Trust Putin (Two Versions)
World leaders do n’t always hope Putin when offered Russian teatime . variant 1 :
reading 2 :
The Best Text Jokes about Putin & Russia
Some of the good Putin Jokes are simple short textbook jokes :
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
Hitler know when to kill himself .
( Although one could argue both should have done it a few years sooner … )
Obama Jokes about Putin at White House Press Dinner
This dates back to 2014 , but showcases several interesting Putin laugh by former President Barack Obama himself .
Finally, Some Russians Keep a Great Sense of Humor
Some manage to keep a good signified of humor despite the whole situation :
The media are also not talking enough about this : the PutinDeez Nuts joke .
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(Hryvnias is the Ukrainian currency). Credit:Svarec.
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