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Well , Russia is in the tidings , to say the least . While the post in Ukraine could n’t be more serious , we conceive there is always elbow room for a few laugh . Even if you are one of Russia ’s neighbor :
Russian Jokes: ‘Meanwhile in Russia’
Russia is urinate worldwide word . Meanwhile in Russia … :
Reagan Shares Funny Russian Jokes (208,000 Likes on YouTube)
Back in the eighty , US President Ronal Reagan hand over a few hilarious jokes about Russia ( Which he did not share with Gorbatchev , as he specifies ):
Russian Military Jokes and Memes
Putin pick up that many Russian soldiers are getting sick in Ukraine , so he broadcast a health examiner to link the Russian army to better its healthful condition . The examiner asks a general:“How do you prepare drinking water?”“First , we filter it . Then we churn it . ”“And after that?”“Well … just to be conservative , we just drink vodka . ”
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Russia launched a new app to find and stop pirated movies . It is prognosticate Nyetflix .
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Most masses around the world make fun of Putin ’s army and its inability to defeat Ukraine ’s troop :
The Russian ground forces ’s command of weapons and camouflage vehicles is indeed not the best , as show on the two examples below :
Russians are trying to withdraw their money from the bank
As a result of the warfare in Ukraine and the international reception , the Russian rouble is losing value tight , and Russians as starting to resent Putin ’s action . Here is a good Putin joke about this :
A human is waiting in line for several hour at his local banking company to endeavor to withdraw his money . He suffer patience , and , furiously , terminate up shout “ This was a stupid war . I ’m going to go and kill Putin because he ’s done all of this . ”
He goes to the Kremlin , fuming .
A few minute later , he is back in line at the bank .
“ Hey you came back ” says another person waiting in line “ what pass ? ”
“ The line at the Kremlin is even prospicient than this one … ”
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Putin Suffered a Heart Attack During the Ukraine War:
He went into a comatoseness for several years :
“ 65 % of the great unwashed in the United States are not able to situate Ukraine on a mathematical function . They are really ahead of their time . ”
Putin, Zelensky and Biden are all in a hot air balloon
Unfortunately , the balloon is starting to lose EL fast and all 3 realize that they need to lose weight . Putin throws out a bottle of vodka : “ We have too much vodka in Russia anyway . ”
Biden throws out an AK-47 and say “ We have too many weapons in the United States anyway . ”
Zelensky confound out Putin and say “ We have too much of that in Ukraine anyway . ” But the balloon crash anyway due to the massive weight of Zelensky ’s balls .
( Alternative prank : Ukraine has lost its biggest warship . Zelensky visited them and slump the ship because of the weight of his monolithic balls . ” )
Russian Political Jokes
Putin likes to ship his political opponents , dissidents , and generally mass that bother him , to the goulag , or to their Graf :
“ you could criticise Putin as much as you desire … But very few people are really able-bodied to run two land at once ”
When Russia announced it had preface a novel vaccinum … which no one was really uncoerced to take .
The Best Text Jokes about Russia
Some of the best Putin Jokes are childlike short text laugh :
Finally, Some Russians Keep a Great Sense of Humor
Some handle to keep a good sense of humor despite the whole situation :
More Jokes
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(Hryvnias is the Ukrainian currency). Credit:Svarec.
